Chocola bilk

Monday, 20 February, 2006 at 6:41 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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Should a Congressman (or more accurately, his fundraising committee) pay for the extra security costs of hosting the President?

This is an issue that seems to pop up again and again in northern Indiana. With President George W. Bush scheduled to appear at a fundraiser for 2nd-District Republican Chris Chocola on Thursday (2/23), it seems like a good time to honor “The Count” with his own word:

chocola (n) [chawk-Oh-la] One who advocates shifting avoidable financial burdens on to the general taxpayer.

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dutton, part ii

Wednesday, 15 February, 2006 at 9:49 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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Okay. Stop. Someone needs to investigate the serious drinking problem in the Indiana Statehouse. First we can’t leave the polls open longer because we can’t go an extra hour without alcohol, and now this. While introducing a bill to re-legalize fireworks in Indiana, Rep. Thomas Weatherwax (R-Logansport)offered up this revealing tidbit:

A self-proclaimed fireworks aficionado, Weatherwax counts himself among the few Hoosiers dedicated enough to procure the special state license needed to legally engage in back-yard pyrotechnics. He makes a personal sacrifice, too.

“I stop drinking beer at noon,” Weatherwax said, drawing laughter from the committee.

What time does he start drinking?

dutton

Wednesday, 1 February, 2006 at 9:49 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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As you may know, Indiana’s polls are among the first to close — 6pm. In an effort to make voting easier for people who actually work, State Senator Billie Breaux of Indianapolis introduced an amendment to keep the polls open until 9pm. The response of the Senate Elections Committee chairwoman, Connie Lawson:

Besides, Lawson said, by law Indiana’s bars must remain closed as long as the polls are open. Later voting hours would mean the bars would be closed longer, she said.

Which brings us to our word of the day:

dutton (v) [duh-tuhn] To shirk political responsibility for the sake of chemical pleasures.

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cyify

Monday, 30 January, 2006 at 6:26 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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Lexicon entry for the day: cyify. This is one of my pet peeves. During class today, both the prof and the students were cyifying every conceivable noun. Grr.

cyify (v) [see-if-I] To unnecessarily add the -cy ending to create a noun, usually in an effort to seem more academic.

Common examples of cyification are “Normalcy” and “Relevancy.”

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infactuation

Monday, 30 January, 2006 at 6:23 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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This gem, my new favorite word, was inspired by one of ms. newwords’ students.

infactuation. (n) [in-fackt-you-A-shun] The act of attaching seemingly irrelevant facts to an otherwise unsupportable conclusion. Often used to defend the knowledge described as “truthy”.

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escalading

Sunday, 29 January, 2006 at 6:25 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment
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escalading. (v) [ess-kuh-laid-ing] (1) driving a Cadillac SUV; (2) ostentatiously driving an inferior vehicle as if it was an overpriced Cadillac SUV.

For example: “Did you see the way he was escalading down Kirkwood in that 1983 Ford Escort?

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